Totally Smashed

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Each game uses different controls, most DOS games use the keyboard arrows. Some will use the mouse.

Totally Smashed Description

This BBS door, a LORD clone with a rather lackluster backstory and character motivation, places the protagonist in a sinister near-future town where a mysterious force is compelling the citizens to engage in unsavory and anti-social activities, the majority of which involve brutal hand weapons with distinctly silly names.

You must engage these insane locals in serial and repetitive single-keypress combats in order to solve the town's problems, and you must also figure out how to read obscene menu options scrawled in entirely high-ASCII characters that were never meant to be used in place of letters—but which are still appropriate for uncommon RPG options like [T]ake a Dump and [Z]lap your Monkey. Enjoy playing Totally Smashed and having fun!

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