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Each game uses different controls, most DOS games use the keyboard arrows. Some will use the mouse.


Humorous animated chess game; pieces capture with rude/funny digitized live-action cutscenes. Computer player tries to break your concentration with taunts and distracting animations--will steal a piece if you let it. Victory rewarded with cheesecake/beefcake/mountain-goat cutscene.


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Game year
National Lampoon's Chess Maniac 5 Billion and 1  - Cover Art DOS